The day started out like any other, teams scrambling to make trades to either better their team or better their chances of winning their match up, until one man Caleb Collins took it too far. Caleb Collins is just as he looks in this picture, a pirate, he stole and pillaged his way to better his chances of beating opponent Luke Zente and the Come Back Kids, disregarding ethics and the well being of his league mates. No one knows quite why he did it, was it fear, greed, or the result of strong withdrawals from smoking? Phillip Bullock was quoted as saying "Caleb Collins is a ticking time bomb", while his car has been refered to as "the official car of Marlboro on multiple occasions". Luke Zente was quoted as saying "Caleb Collins has been known to take hours in the bathroom but who would have ever imagined he would produce some shit like this."
The question now becomes how far will this man addicted to nicotine and at the end of his pitiful rope go for a fantasy basketball victory. Will you be the next person he wrongs as he sells out his friends as he tries to get to the top? It's time to make Caleb Collins walk the plank. 6-0*
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